Chauvelin: Rush Hour 3

I am Chauvelin and will be talking about the movie "Rush Hour 3." The movie is about two spies, I am a spy also, one from America, and the other from China. It is a comical movie and is taken place in my home country, Paris, France. My favorite is Jackie Chan, because he just seems more like a Secret Agent Man. I like it how he can climb up buildings and "catch his guy." My favorite scene is more at the end of the movie when Jackie Chan is fighting his brother on top of the Eiffel Tower. It is so exquisite because they fall off of the tower and are fighting on the cross bars that hold up the tower. However, It is so sad how Mr. Chan has to let go of his brother after wanting to save him from falling off the tower, his brother lets go and dies. It makes me happy that America and China both fought for France just like I do in the movie. They crack a big case, just like I have found the Scarlet Pimpernel!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
This is Chauvelin signing out.

Chauvelin: French Revolution

Oh! This is the best day in the history of France!!! The king has been taxing us for no reason, and finally we have imprisoned him. To day is the best day, and the nobles are being sent to the Guillotine. I love it when they get their heads cut off and the blood sprays all over the cheering crowd. My favorite part is when the person holds up the head of the noble so the crowd can see the severed head. We are now FREE from the king's rule and his TAXES!!!!! I hate the king and his bloody nobles!!!! I am happy they died. we should make this day a holiday.

Now I have been sent to find the accursed Scarlet Pimpernel. The Scarlet Pimpernel and his gang of English men have been sneaking out the nobles and helping them escape. If I capture them I will be worshiped like a god. I have asked Marguerite to help me find the accursed people, and all she said was "No, I will not help you" for her to say NO to help find the accursed Scarlet Pimpernel, makes her a TRAITOR TO FRANCE!?! But I have a better idea: I will blackmail her, and she will be FORCED to help ME! Muhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Bond and Me

As you know, I am a Secret Agent Man myself, but I am not the only one in the business. James Bond is my idol and the best Secrtet Agent man there is in the world. Yes, I know what you're thinking "Why would Chauvelin have an idle from England if Chauvelin despises the English?" Well really, I really do despise the stinking English, but James Bond is an exception, especially because he is a spy. James Bond is apart of a monarchy government, and I cannot change that, even though I wish I could. What I would change would be that he would be on my side and he and I could rule the spy world. But first I would have devise one of my plans to get him on my side!!! Ha Ha!! No one could beat us; we would be the invincible spy team!! Oh, well I guess that wouldn't exactly work because I would have to get past all of his gadgets and guns. I would love to have his car help me on my missions. Well I guess all this will be impossible, but still James bond is my idle as you can see.

I am a big fan of James Bond. I have seen every single movie, and I love them all. I especially love the new movie, Quantum of Solace. The is tons more action, better affects, and new bad guys. I wish I would be on James Bond's team. But of course, I only do it for money or the Scarlet Pimpernel. Now that I think about it, I would only work with Bond because everyone else on his team is a part of the stupid monarchy.

Welcome Letter

Hello readers. This is Chauvlen. I am a French spy. Some may call me manipulative, but I am just doing my job. I believe the French revolution is one of the best things that's ever happened for France. We can now get rid of those wretched nobles and we'll be close to less tax and more freedom. There is someone delaying my plan however. The wretched Scarlet Pimpernel. He has saved those terrible nobles and brought them to England where they are free. The Scarlet Pimpernel is wise, but I am wiser. I have my way of getting what I want because I am a master of disguise. I must admit; I do a little blackmail, but it is for the good of France.



About my blackmailing Lady Blakeney, Io use much harsher methods. I didn't want to blackmail her at first. I kindly asked her to help me find the Scarlet Pimpernel, but she refused. Therefore, I was forced to use much harsher methods. So that night, I jumped Sir Andrew Foulkes. I managed to get a letter that would help me blackmail Lady Blakeney. The letter was to the league of the Scarlet Pimpernel, but you'll never guess who it was from; it was Armand St.Just, Lady Blakeney's beloved brother. That's right! Armand St.Just is in the league of the Scarlet Pimpernel. While Lady Blakeney was watching an opera, I told her the news. Then I told her the only way to keep Armand safe was to help me find the Scarlet Pimpernel. She took it better then I expected; of course, she choose to help me find the Scarlet Pimpernel. I am a genius. So at the ball, Lady Blakeney got a paper from Sir Andrew Foulkes. The letter was from the Scarlet Pimpernel; it mentioned him being at the dining room at 1:00. When I arrive at the dining room, the only man I saw was Sir Percy Blakeney, he was sleeping! Out of the generosity of my hear, I told Lady Blakeney taht her brother might be safe. I am such a wonderful hero, aren't I?

Chauvelin: The Health Care Bill

I am Chauvelin, and I will be talking about the health-care bill passed by Barrack Obama in America. I feel like it was good decision. After all, I am for decmocracy, and against my king and the monarchy. However, French citoyens feel differently. Anyone who speaks against the king is sent to the guillotine unless that snobby Scarlet Pimpernel saves them. The Americans have far better thoughts than the monarchy does. They have more freedom than we French citoyens. America is so much more advanced than France as well. They have brick hospitals, we have hospitals made of rugged stone. It's easier for them to have that health care plan. The king of France would never even dream of that idea much less imploment it. Sometimes I feel like I should be in America; and then again, I must fight for the Republic of France. Even if I fight for France, I still feel like democracy is better than a monarchy.

I should get back to work. I am so close to finding the Scarlet Pimpernel. There are so many with me and so many against me. My dear good friend, Marguerite Blakeney, knows so much, who knows so much but denies it, even though she is the most clever woman in Europe. I say, "Good day to you."